Parents can be weird. The stuff in their house can be even weirder. It’s not just kids that collect toys, strange-looking dolls, and random memorabilia. Parents can take it to the next level of odd.
Here are 75 parents who have more than a few strange things hidden around the house.
#1 The ventriloquist dummy
There is nothing creepier than a ventriloquist dummy staring out the window. The fact that there are no ventriloquists in the house only makes it that much creepier.
This frog is enjoying his life. He is just riding his turtle and minding his own business. Everything is perfectly normal here. Perfectly normal…
This was meant to help children be less afraid of the dark. Now, that fear is replaced with a dread of seeing a glowing dog in the dark.
If you pull the string, he dances. That only makes it weirder.
#5 The toilet paper unicycle
This is unique enough to be awesome. Who doesn’t need a unicycle or two in their bathroom?
Everyone has their political views. Not everyone has political troll dolls and action figures hiding in the house.
Are there branches under the dolls? Who came up with this?
The kids didn’t like this doll. That didn’t stop their parents from keeping it forever.
This somewhat embarrassing coffee table makes an interesting conversation piece. At the worst, you can throw a tablecloth over it.
It was meant to entertain children. The artist failed in their mission.
The soap comes complete with a lobster trap. The question is, would you actually open the lobster trap to get it?
Her mom turned her room into storage. Now, she can move back home during the apocalypse and not worry about running out of soup.
Why is this in their home? Are they forest rangers?
These figurines explore new worlds. Sometimes, mom actually notices.
#15 Creepy dolls everywhere
Who thought this was a good idea? Does this qualify as art or a reason to call the therapist?
His mom calls it a doll collection. Is it really a doll collection if it’s only the heads?
Older parents need a little help with the internet. Apparently, these parents needed a book on how to manage passwords. It’s probably better than giving everything the password “password1.”
These Christmas carolers are also great for a horrifying Halloween display. They can be used from October through December!
That’s not how you do it, Granny! Someone, please save that poor child.
Many Barbies were sacrificed for this lamp. Even Ken wasn’t spared.
This mannequin is just hanging out in the basement. Don’t ask why. No one knows.
What home doesn’t have a masked penguin? These are perfectly ordinary parents…really.
This sun looks confused. Maybe he doesn’t know how he ended up hung above a living room entrance.
This is one very opulent and artistic clock. What are the odds that it still works?
Does this sign actually belong here? Is it trying to say something about the music produced by the family pianist?
Her son thinks that one of her household items can be used to summon demons. He might be right.
When you’re having a bad day, you can just look at this. It saves time by skipping Facebook.
Mounted animal heads aren’t a complete rarity. However, this is just bizarre.
Sometimes, there’s a bare wall that needs something to liven it up. This is what they chose.
They had a skeleton, but they couldn’t just stop there. This is one very overdressed set of bones.
Bathrooms need art too. This sort of works.
Everyone has one of these in their living room. Right?
Would you wear this? Would anyone wear this?
This goose watches over the shoes protectively. What else could anyone ask for?
We don’t know what this mask has seen in life, but it couldn’t have been good. At least it has a good home now.
No one know why Jesus is in the teapot. They’re just too scared to move the picture and upset mom.
These aren’t the only novelty cups out there. However, they are very cute.
There is a snowman standing in the corner. He’s there all year long.
His parents have a squirrel obsession. That is the only explanation for how they ended up with the toilet squirrel.
All dining rooms should have corner chickens. What else could the corners possibly be used for?
His stepdad has a giant clown collection. That’s normal. Right?
He got a portrait of his sister and hung it in his parents’ bathroom. They never took it down.
#43 ”It’s a bird. No, it’s a plane!”
It’s art. His parents like it. It’s their house.
This somehow makes both Jesus and Santa unnerving at the same time. Too bad there’s no summer break from having to see it.
His mom loved this picture. Now, it hides in the back of a closet. Parents may have weird choices, but they are their choices. These are the same people who let you wear mismatch socks when you thought they were in style.
Are we sure this is Elvis? This looks like the action hero version of Elvis.
Vases can get very artistic. This one goes a step further.
Porcelain dolls can be found in many old collections. They were probably just as creepy when they were new.
This fish statue seems at home hanging out on a table. At least he’s not for dinner.
What’s interesting is that the picture isn’t even a part of the original lampshade. It’s clearly pinned on.
Her parents love fishing. That’s hard to deny.
The dish brush will never seem lonely. It’s got a companion for life.
This works for some situations, but what about when they’re both trying to listen to their own TVs? What happens then?
#54 Vintage stuffed animal
This is a blast from the past for those who remember. For the rest of us, it’s just slightly bizarre.
Fish and pumpkins are a slightly odd combination. Somehow, they made it work.
Drawers are mysteries until you open them. This one is still a mystery even when opened.
Meet Maurice. He lives at Natalie’s parents’ house.
They wanted to give their bathroom an aquarium theme. They succeeded.
These two friends will always have a home at mom and dad’s house. They’ve been there for quite a while already.
These happy forest creatures seem to be having an animated conversation. At least they’re not the creepy dolls!
Elephants and unicorns don’t usually go together. Even when they’re standing next to each other, they still don’t go together.
These forest animals are looking slightly ruffled. They go a little beyond your ordinary figurines.
They’re ready for dinner. Dad claims they are kitchen folk art. Who wants to argue that?
This monkey hangs out in the bathroom, observing everything. You can always throw a towel over him.
Is that a smile? He looks as terrified as he is terrifying.
There is something about old toy horses. They become haunting as they age.
These angels are singing their hearts out. Sure, they’re not standard, but they’re still not the creepy dolls.
Parents collect some unusual things over the years. In this case, they decided the house needed a giant prayer bell.
Why throw anything away? If you keep it long enough, it might become a valuable antique. If that fails, you’ll have several hundred doorstops.
Hippie parents can be embarrassing to their non-hippy children. This is proof of that.
The question seems somewhat out of place in a bathroom. Super religious parents can be a little pushy sometimes. Apparently, even their bathroom mirrors can be pushy.
Parents can keep some weird things. This is either a diorama or a random box of stuff.
#73 Johnny Depp shower curtain
Grandparents can be weird too.
What granddad doesn’t need a Johnny Depp shower curtain? This one is perfectly happy with his.
Just because the kids grow up doesn’t mean that the parents always do. This might be proof.
#75 Meditating toilet frog
This frog is at peace in the tranquility of the bathroom. Maybe he’s envisioning that he’s actually next to a pond.
